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It’s all too much

Charles Day in Physics Today (which is already my view in biomedicine 5 years ago)

Their main conclusion is sobering: As the number of papers in a field increases, researchers find it harder to recognize innovative work. Progress seems to be slowing.

Der neue Forschertyp

Das LJ Editorial zitiert Charlton’s “Why modern scientists are so dull”

Auf jeder Stufe von Ausbildung und Karriere gibt es die Tendenz, wirklich schlaue und kreative Menschen auszuschließen, indem man vor allem gewissenhafte und kontaktfähige Leute vorzieht. In dem Maße, in dem Wissenschaft immer stärker durch Peer-Review-Mechanismen dominiert wird, erlangt der pro-soziale und konsensfähige Forscher immer mehr Vorrang vor dem brillanten und inspirierten – oft aber auch schroffen und rebellischen – Typ des Wahrheitssuchers, der früher unter den besten Wissenschaftlern so weit verbreitet war.

cum grano salis… denn es sind nicht vor allem die gewissenhaften sondern die gewissenlosen. .. Die Empfehlung im Original

A further vital ingredient is therefore necessary: devotion to the transcendental value of Truth. Elite revolutionary science should therefore be a place that welcomes brilliant, impulsive, inspired, antisocial oddballs – so long as they are also dedicated truth-seekers.

Yea, yea.

How to buy papers

It is incredible – but probably some kind of advanced fee scam only.

https://twitter.com/ronepz/status/1480035059046313991 Screenshot 10.1.2022 while I can’ t verify the original Facebook post

 

500€ would be clear bargain compared to the 9500€ that you have to pay here

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-020-03324-y Screenshot 10.1.2022

although there is a surplus of 6000€ for the science writer at fiverr and another 50,000€ lab funding to one of the numerous “science charities”  and “patient alliances”.

Allergy research failed from the beginning

I have been asked why allergy research is so much dominated by quack research with an obsession to  strange research areas like risk by use of  toilet paper or protection by  cow shit .

I don’t know the answer. Maybe every “researcher” can immediately get a paper published?

The field has been spoiled since I worked in this area – here is a never retracted paper on the effect of molecules in water below the Avogadro limit…

 

The data may not contain the answer

(stolen from https://twitter.com/sTeamTraen/status/1361067408660783115 )

John Tukey (1915-2000), American mathematician best known for the Fast Fourier Transform (FFT) algorithm and the box plot

Paul Dirac and the parrot

Found at http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu‌​

When Bohr bemoaned to Ernest Rutherford,‌ “Dirac never says anything,” Rutherford replied with a story about a shop owner assuaging a dissatisfied customer who had purchased a parrot that would not speak. “Please forgive me. You wanted a parrot that talks, and I gave you the parrot that thinks.”

Fair enough

Wouldn’t pay 20 bucks for Mullis while 40 for Brenner is ok

My Life in Science
Sydney Brenner
BioMed Central: 2001. 191 pp. £14.99
“In April and May of 1994, Sydney Brenner sat down in front of a video camera and talked to Lewis Wolpert, recording enough to fill 15 videotapes. Errol Friedberg and Eleanor Lawrence have taken sections from the transcript of the interviews and woven them, with linking and explanatory passages added by Friedberg, into My Life in Science, an ‘autobiography’ of Brenner’s more than 50 years of research.”

 

Hochstapler

Im Zug einer Recherche zu Wolfgang Wodarg habe ich über einen Welt Artikel einen interessanten Wikipedia Eintrag zu Gerd Postel gefunden:

Dennoch bewarb sich der 24-jährige Postel schon kurz darauf im September 1982 als Dr. med. Dr. phil. Clemens Bartholdy um eine ausgeschriebene Stelle als stellvertretender Amtsarzt in Flensburg.

Unechte Urkunden bestätigten scheinbar seine Angaben zu Prüfungsergebnissen und Berufsweg, Andere Unterlagen fehlten zwar, da Postel aber zuvor Kontakt zu Amtsleiter Wolfgang Wodarg aufgebaut hatte und man sich sympathisch war, wurde er eingestellt.Unter Postel sank die Quote der psychiatrischen Unterbringungen auf Antrag hin von über 95 % auf lediglich 10 %.

Auch seine Leistungen während der Probezeit in der Zschadraßer Psychiatrie wurden vom damaligen Krankenhausleiter Horst Krömker als „überdurchschnittlich“ beurteilt. Postel meinte hierzu „Wer die Dialektik beherrscht und die psychiatrische Sprache, der kann grenzenlos jeden Schwachsinn formulieren und ihn dann in das Gewand des Akademischen stecken“.

The career is based on 3 things

Forbes/B Y Lee summarized the 3 things: grants, papers, kissing

In many academic settings, particularly in medical schools, your research career will live or die based on three things: how much grant funding you bring in to the institution, how much you publish in scientific journals, and who happens to like and not like you, not necessarily in that order. You don’t necessarily have to do all three to advance. For example, those who can’t really do the first two may focus on doing the third, which is otherwise called kissing up or playing politics. Note that none of these three are necessarily indications of how much you really innovate and contribute to science or society.